Clean up this mess!

You know what I love? Beer. You know why I love beer? Because it tastes good. You know what I hate? Cheap beer. You know what I hate more than cheap beer? Cheap beer cans all over the ground at Franklin Pierce.

For serious, kids. I like to drink like most of you but what makes you think you aren't accountable for littering? If I only had a nickle for everytime I heard some ass say something like, "the cleaning people will get it" or "thats gonna suck to clean". What kind of selfish, spoiled brat childhood did you have? You aren't just being an inconsiderate ass, you're messing with other peoples' free time. Do you know who has to come in at 3 in the morning because you took a piss in the elevator in Chesire? No, you don't know. And why should you? You're just having a good time, right? You're an idiot.

I was under the impression that Pierce was an advocate for bringing the individual and the community closer together; meaning we are learning how to be active community members and not just educated slobs. Here's an idea, why doesn't the school take recyclables to Maine and get the refund on cans and bottles and donate it to a worthy cause? With the amount of beer cans outside of Lakeview we could probably put African children through school, and that isn't a joke. Have you ever seen Lakeview after a particularly intense weekend? It's incredible. Only cents a day, right? How many beers did you drink last night, Johnny College?

On the other hand, the school doesn't exactly promote clean living. Let me sum this up in one short sentence. Lakeview smells like a terd. People buy houses next to landfills and highways because it's cheap. So someone renting a Lakeview town house would probably end up paying less in rent then we do living there because of the smell. I'm not saying if it didn't constantly smell like a diaper down there no one would litter, I'm just saying I hate lakeview.

Back to the jerks around here. . . For the record, I will not be held responsible for any drunk dude or chick who comes into my house and hurts themselves. Just the other day this particular young person made their way into my house, drunk before entering because there was nothing going on in my place. Anyhow, after about five minutes this person takes a full on nose dive into a computer, i'm talking kamakazi style. No bracing for impact. It was a full on teeth meeting hard plastic situation. They stand up and look at their friend. This part kills me. They say to their friend, "I can't believe you let me drive."
Stop being morons
And also
give a hoot, don't pollute.